What is OPPOSITE of Achaar???
Think....
Think...
Could it be Vichaar?
NO!!!
Could it be Jaa chaar?
NO
Answer is
ONION!!!
Now.....
How come onion?
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aachar bole to pi-kal (pickle)
and onion bole to pi-aaj (pyaaz).
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
What is OPPOSITE of Achaar
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
10 reasons of heart attack.
1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Charas
4. Ganja
5. Chicken
6. Mutton
7. Oily food
8. Masala
9. Sleep & obesity
10. Pollution
= Heart Attack
Can you say it in one line...
DUS bahane karke le gayi DIL..
Monday, February 5, 2007
Sisters of Priyanka
Priyanka has two sisters, what are names of the two?
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2 Sisters of pre-yanaka?
simple... Yanka and Post-yanka.
Factory of Shatish
A person's name is Satish, He plans to open His factory.
What should be the name of His factory?
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Satisfactory. or kya? :)
why is 'shaan' is loved by all?
why is 'shaan' is loved by all?
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because pyar karne wale pyar karte hai shaan se.
who is the real hero
ravan ne sita ko churaya. hanumaan ne sita ko khoja. ram sita ko ghar vaapas laya.
Laxman ne jaan ki baaji laga di. Bharat ne 14 saal sanyasi ki tarah guzare. to batao vastav mein hero kaun?
Vastav main hero kon? ... sanjay dutt or kon?
rani eats 1000 chewing gums
once rani was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums. she was scared bt den suddenly saif said sumtin in her ears n she started eatin how???
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coz saif said "chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,tere sung hai hum"
A girl who never laughed
What do you call A girl who never laughed?
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simple..
Hansina ( Hansi Na).
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Scroll for the answer,
Well, its simple...
Indian wives call their husband "A g" sunte ho. A G is Scientific Symbol for Silver.
American wives call their husband "A u" listen up( Au is Scientific Symbol for Gold)
complex poor joke
Q - Whatz a PJ ?
A - Obviously "a poor joke"
Q - Whatz a (P + i J)?
A - A "complex poor joke"
Q - Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A - Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
BOND Saves Electrons
once electrons were havin a party.Suddenly protons came in n started destroying the electrons.Suddenly a hero came their and saved the electrons from protons!!
electrons asked "who r u"??
hero replyed...
i am BOND.
COVALENT BOND!!
Sunday, February 4, 2007
lioness on stone
Once upon a time in a jungle there was a lioness.But She was unhappy with her life because she was very ugly.Koi bhi lion usko ghaas nahi daalta tha.But the lioness had one speciality..She was very good at hunting..One of the best hunters in the jungle..One day while hunting, the lioness caught hold of an old rabbit.As soon as she was about to kill the rabbit the rabbit pleaded her to spare his life and in return he promised to give the lioness anything she wanted.The lioness gave it a thought and then she finally agreed.She told the rabbit that if he can tell her a way by which she can become a beauty queen, she will spare his life.On hearing this the old wise rabbit pointed towards a nearby hill.On top of it was a large rock.The view from the rock was magnificent.The rabbit told the lioness to go and sit on top of the rock and all her problems will be solved..The lioness thought the rabbit was bluffing her.So she took the rabbit along with her to the rock and gave it a try...And to her surprise It worked!!..Suddenly all the lions were noticing her and she received many proposals for date.She thanked the rabbit for her favour and the rabbit breathed a sigh of relief and hopped away safely to his house..
Now the question is...How did the rabbit solve the problem for the lioness?
Ok heres the answer :- When the lioness sat on the rock she became Sharon Stone (Sher On Stone).