Monday, February 5, 2007

Sisters of Priyanka

Priyanka has two sisters, what are names of the two?



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2 Sisters of pre-yanaka?

simple... Yanka and Post-yanka.

Factory of Shatish

A person's name is Satish, He plans to open His factory.
What should be the name of His factory?




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Satisfactory. or kya? :)

why is 'shaan' is loved by all?

why is 'shaan' is loved by all?







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because pyar karne wale pyar karte hai shaan se.

who is the real hero

ravan ne sita ko churaya. hanumaan ne sita ko khoja. ram sita ko ghar vaapas laya.
Laxman ne jaan ki baaji laga di. Bharat ne 14 saal sanyasi ki tarah guzare. to batao vastav mein hero kaun?



















Vastav main hero kon? ... sanjay dutt or kon?

rani eats 1000 chewing gums

once rani was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums. she was scared bt den suddenly saif said sumtin in her ears n she started eatin how???





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coz saif said "chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,tere sung hai hum"

A girl who never laughed

What do you call A girl who never laughed?


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simple..

Hansina ( Hansi Na).

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"



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Well, its simple...

Indian wives call their husband "A g" sunte ho. A G is Scientific Symbol for Silver.

American wives call their husband "A u" listen up( Au is Scientific Symbol for Gold)

complex poor joke

Q - Whatz a PJ ?
A - Obviously "a poor joke"

Q - Whatz a (P + i J)?
A - A "complex poor joke"

Q - Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A - Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

BOND Saves Electrons

once electrons were havin a party.Suddenly protons came in n started destroying the electrons.Suddenly a hero came their and saved the electrons from protons!!
electrons asked "who r u"??
hero replyed...




i am BOND.



COVALENT BOND!!